I'm enjoying Bartleby.com as an awesome resource for literature, quotations, and much more. I'm storing away the following quotation for future use:

If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at this school, I’ll promise not to believe everything he says happens at home.

As a school teacher I sure hear a lot of very strange stories about what goes on in students' homes. I can only imagine what the kids say takes place at school. :)